Sorry Tash, I think you tagged me like a month ago...so here goes: 7 Random Things about me...
1) I should be an editor, what with all my bad-spelling correcting...don't worry I won't judge you.
2) Any time I am out running and encounter a stray dog trying to attack me, I ALWAYS yell at it in Spanish. Sriously, it just comes out naturally "Sale de aqui perro de porqueria antes que to mato!"
Translation: Get out of here you piece of crap dog before I kill you!
3) More often than not, I order and EAT dessert first when eating at a restaurant. My cute sister-in-law, Debbie, even bought me a fridge magnet that reminded her of this fact, it reads: Life is short eat dessert first. See? I'm not crazy!
4) Every once in a while when I get up in the morning I can barely walk due to my Plantar Faciaitis, but then it goes away shortly thereafter.
5) I love to be thought of as all edgy and wild, but I'm actually really sweet (thus the name, Sweets), except for when I want to scratch someone's eyes out then you better get up outta my grill.
6) My mom used to put any sort of sweetener available in my baby bottles: Nestle Quik, Karo syrup, vanilla flavoring, sugar...No wonder I'm cursed with this insatiable sweet-tooth!
7) If I see something sad or tender, I'm gonna cry. I'm a very visual person, so please don't show me a bad haircut or a horrible outfit (ok now I'm just being silly) because you will have to comfort me while I am rocking back and forth in the fetal position. So much for being tough....oh well.
I tag the following people...I love love love randomness: Vivi, Kathy, Bree, Pooka & Mugsy
8 comments:
I love love that if I show you a sad picture of a bad outfit you will sob. What on earth will happen if I show you a pic. where it looks like I now weigh 300 lbs. Then what will you do?
And dang, I totally am going to learn enough spanish to yell at dogs that way. I think it seems way more satisfying.
I love #2 the best!
i loved reading these things! i knew some of them, but i didn't know about the dogs and spanish curses! :)
HI ITS ME, SO WHAT DOES ONE DO WHEN YOU ARE TAGGED?? I AM STILL A BIT NOVICE TO THIS BLOGGER STUFF, I LOVE THE WAY YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF, SPECIALLY ; ''SALE DE AQUI , PERRO DE PORQUERIA O SI NO TE MATO JIJIJIJI!!!
He He! I always laugh my head off reading your blog. You are the best & I actually learned some stuff I didn't know. Where were you when I got bit by a dog a few years ago?
Thanks for making me laugh. I miss the days of having you scratch my eyes out & yelling at me in spanish. Que nos paso?
I laughed my head off at the image of you yelling at stray dogs in Spanish but really isn't that the language that homeless dogs understand? I always thought it was. In fact, when I'm out running and encounter a stray that barks at me, I yell at it, "This is America! Learn English!"
O I love this post! Because I feel like I could have wrote it about you. I love you so stinkin much and love that I know you as well as I do. WHat would this family be like without you. One word "SUCK"
Meg
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